The Future is Now

Danielle Corsetto's Girls With Slingshots is right on the money with this one. For the record, they do make usb-powered vibes. They also make ones that plug into your ipod and pulse with the rhythm of the music, and even ones that plug into your cell-phone and are controlled by the person you're talking to (which I've seen in distributor catalogues in the store, but can't seem to find online). And how could I forget x-box controlled vibes? The technology is called teledildonics. Sex toys and porn, always on the cutting edge of technology!