We were talking about living green and reducing carbon footprints in the apartment tonight when my beau tapped me on the knee:
"Your job," he said, "is to make environmentally friendly sex toys."
From across the room, Roomie chimed in: "Isn't that what cucumbers are for?"
And this is why I love my friends.
3 comments:
Yes!
I've been saying it for years!
Cucumbers are the ultimate environmentally friendly sex toy!
Not only are they fully biodegradable, but you can re-use them by peeling and adding them to a salad! ^_^
It's true! There was a postcard on postsecret a few weeks back from a woman who used veggies to jerk off, then cut them up into salad for the boyfriend who wouldn't go down on her. Revenge never tasted so sweet!
The only friendly sex toys, people, are our fingers and tongues... and lovers... Hm... are they? ;) Have a nice time!
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